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Underwear is my fetish,
if you must know,
and to win my heart of gold
there are a few things you must know.
Boxers make me squeamish,
a do other things.
Checkers do not ring my fancy,
on your underthings.
Plaid makes me nauseous,
and smiles make me frown.
But if you want to make me smile
there is one thing you must do,
is wear your underarmor garmets
for your lady true!
if you must know,
and to win my heart of gold
there are a few things you must know.
Boxers make me squeamish,
a do other things.
Checkers do not ring my fancy,
on your underthings.
Plaid makes me nauseous,
and smiles make me frown.
But if you want to make me smile
there is one thing you must do,
is wear your underarmor garmets
for your lady true!
this was inspired by the inspiring "no pants dance" because "freedom is only a dance away!" -Casey.
but truely i made this up on the spot, while talking about some guys and their under-garments of choice... *coughfantasypanthercough*
so
had me post it for your entertainment... if that is what you call it 
JAKE IF YOU DON'T GET THIS THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF POETRY! oh well,
100x we'll keep around if not for the "no pants dance"
but truely i made this up on the spot, while talking about some guys and their under-garments of choice... *coughfantasypanthercough*
so
had me post it for your entertainment... if that is what you call it JAKE IF YOU DON'T GET THIS THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF POETRY! oh well,
100x we'll keep around if not for the "no pants dance" © 2008 - 2024 punkangel41
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A running joke between me and my ex-girlfriend is that I would wear a fastskin when ever I saw her. Fastskin are built for swimming but they work like the compression shorts from underarmor (grip muscle groups and squeezing.)